Monday, March 2, 2015
61st day of the year.
There are 15 days remaining until St Patty's Day
Today is National Banana Cream Pie Day, Corndog Day and Dr. Seuss Day
Old Stuff Day -- (Forbes) Even if it's old and unused, something of value could be hiding in your basement or out in the garage. Be sure you're not tossing out something worth serious cash.
Gold and silver jewelry
Old stocks and bonds
Vintage sporting goods
On this date in 1962, Wilt Chamberlin scored 100 points in a single NBA game. If you read his book, he claims he scored a lot more than that!
Monday's Birthday Cake:
Super Bowl hero Malcolm Butler (25)
Reggie Bush (30)
Ben Roethlisberger (33)
Chris Martin of Coldplay (38)
Daniel Craig (47)
Jon Bon Jovi (53) (Birthday Trivia: Jon's mom once worked as a ( Playboy Bunny )
THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW
Dan Garvin has invented a clip-on urinal that attaches to toilets.
He tells Orange UK that The Main Drain will end the age-old argument about men not putting the toilet seat down. "The idea came about when I was 15 years old, and had to share the bathroom with my three sisters. I would always get told off for leaving the seat up, or making a mess when I didn't aim well."
The Main Drain costs around $45.
When You Pour Milk Into Coca Cola, Something Crazy Happens, Because Science Is Magic (GIVE IT 1 HOUR..)
GET HOT IN POLKA DOTS....TRENDING THIS SPRING...DOTS
GREAT PICS: an Italian design company has designed an organic burial pod that will turn the deceased person's ruins into soil nutrients that will grow a tree. EXCUSE ME, WHAT. If I can't attend Hogwarts, the next best thing would definitely be to transfigure myself into a tree
There are ATMs in Russia that give out small loans on the spot, but charge a 730% annual interest rate.
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND..AND HUSBAND....AND HUSBAND!!!! YOU MAY KISS EACHOTHER!
IF you couldn't really understand that sentence, basically the world's first male "threesome couple" or "throuple" got married on Valentine's Day in Thailand. Even better than the fact that this happened is that their names are Bell, Art, and Joke which makes me want to fly to Thailand immediately and hang out with them
A report says that only 40% of the planet has ever connected to the Internet.
Beyonce is working on starting a vegan food delivery service
LOTS OF Schools on Spring Break This Week
You're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat: Spring Break started with a bang in the Florida panhandle as 60 people dragged a 700-pound Mako shark onto the beach. The shark was caught off a pier.
iPhone 5C exploded in his pocket OVER THE WEEKEND
Dress Shop: A 24 year-old man from Austin, Texas has gotten a tattoo of the world's most talked about dress on his leg. Daniel Howland tells Buzzfeed that he thinks his new tattoo of the 'white and gold/black and blue' dress is “awesome” and “dumb”. “I pretty much got it because, I mean, I keep up with all the social memes and hysteria and whatever, and this is the only one that I really couldn’t wrap my brain around. So I just decided to do it. Either people really love it or they’re like, you’re a complete tool.”
Click Link For Story: http://www.buzzfeed.com/hannahjewell/a-man-has-tattooed-the-dress-on-his-leg-because-its-stupid?utm_term=4ldqpia#.acmQ96B02
Vince Vaughn, Lady Gaga and took part in the Chicago Polar Plunge on Sunday. The event raised money for the Special Olympics
Everlasting Love: Duranord and Jeanne Veillard are celebrating 82 years of marriage as well as their birthdays. He is 108. She turns 105 in May. When asked how they met, Jeanne told USA Today: "I found him in the street.'' Duranord and Jeanne live with a daughter and have 12 grandchildren and 14 great-grandchildren
Hooray for Hollywood: Here are this past weekend's box office results.
1. "Focus," $19.1 million.
2. "Kingsman: The Secret Service," $11.8 million.
3. "The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water," $11.2 million.
4. "Fifty Shades of Grey," $10.9 million.
Stuck On You: A South African couple recently became stuck together while making love. The man and his girlfriend suffered 'penis captivus'. Her husband reportedly cast a black magic spell on her. The spell, known as a muthi, is designed to make the cheaters become stuck until the husband returns to extract his revenge. The police were called to restore order.
People are addicted to pizza. Researchers from the University of Michigan recently had 120 students fill out a survey that asked them what foods were the hardest to resist on a scale of 1 to 7. Here are the results:
chocolate and chips tied for second (3.73)
ice cream (3.68)
French fries (3.6)
Cup O' Joe
A new survey by Zagat reveals that 82% of people drink coffee. Other findings:
- males drink an average of 2.4 cups of coffee per day
- females drink an average of 1.9 cups of coffee per day
- average price paid for a coffee-based drink: $3.28
TEASE: NEVER PAY A TOLL AGAIN?
Bond. Jail Bond: The New Jersey Police arrested truck driver Pablo Ortega for using a James Bond-like gadget to avoid paying a $95 toll on the George Washington Bridge toward New York City. Ortego was hauling candy when he pushed a button that tilted his truck's bumper and license plate. He drove through the toll booth. Security cameras couldn't read his license plate. Oretga told cops the plate kit cost $2,500
THIS COULD MAKE YOU FAT?
Being exposed to artificial light at night, even when it is dim as that emitted by a computer screen, may be making people fat. Ohio State University researchers discovered mice exposed to a nightly glow piled on 50 percent more weight than those who slept in the dark. Mice with night lights ate more than half their daily food intake when they should have been asleep. Night light could be "contributing to the obesity epidemic in people," says OSU's Dr. Randy Nelson.
Stolen in Oregon: An Entire House! (TAKE THAT VANILLA ICE)
Believe it or not, a thief made off with an entire house in Klamath Falls, Oregon! And police say moving this log cabin couldn't have been easy, either. It was on a foundation and definitely wasn't a mobile home. The owner went to visit his part-time home and between the first time he saw it and a couple of months later, it was gone. Police spent two days searching and finally found the cabin at least a mile away from its foundation. A police spokesperson said there was a legal dispute in which three people were claiming ownership of the home, and one of them had sold it to a fourth person
MADONNA XMAS GIFT:
File this under "things the elderly get that I want now in my 30s." The "Robear" designed by Japanese robotics company RIKEN is primarily designed to lift elderly patients out of bed and into wheelchairs, taking off the strenuous burden that normally rests on human caregivers
BIRD BRINGS GIRL GIFTS!!!! (EVEN WHEN IT'S NOT VALENTINES)
This is real life eight year old Seattle native Gabi Mann, who routinely receives trinkets from her garden’s visiting crows as a thank you for feeding them regularly.
Gabi has been feeding her crow friends since she was two years old and has collected hundreds of gifts which scientists say are part of a “courtship feeding.”
Who needs a husband when you have dozens of large black frightening violent birds to bring you rusty crap that they’ve found in the street? Actually, this is very sweet and I kind of wish the pigeons in my NYC neighborhood would do this instead of leaving their white feces all over everything
TODAY'S BOOKEND QUESTION
It costs just $14 to make one of these, but you could pay up to $450 for it. What? Beats Headphones.
Today's Question: "5% of women have been ticketed for this. What is it?"
Extra Clue: not speeding
Extra Clue: may involve the color red (lipstick)
Final Clue: men wouldn't do it
Answer: applying makeup while driving
TEASE: TAYLOR SWIFT SAYS THIS "MEGA STAR" IS SOO FUN @ PARTIES?
Taylor Swift Says Beyonce Is "Awesome" At Parties ... Swift coined a new phrase: "Dance like Beyonce is watching you
(DO THE SHOW AS IF BEYONCE IS LISTENING)