Wednesday, April 16, 2014
106th day of the year.
There are 259 days remaining until the end of the year
There are 4 days remaining until Easter
Today is National Wear Your Pajamas To Work Day, National Eggs Benedict Day, National Baked Ham with Pineapple Day, National Library Workers Day, National Stress Awareness Day and National Bookmobile Day
Wednesday's Birthday Cake:
Peter Billingsley (43) (Fast Facts: best friends with Vince Vaughn.)
John Cryer (49)
Martin Lawrence (49) (Fast Facts: Martin made it to the final round of Star Search before ultimately losing.)
Bill Belichick (62)
George "The Animal" Steele (77)
Michael Jordan Played His Last NBA Game
PHILADELPHIA, Wednesday April 16, 2003 - Michael Jordan sat
on the bench, smiling and joking with team-mates as the sellout
crowd chanted, "We want Mike! "We want Mike!" Though he
didn't want to go back in, Jordan wouldn't disappoint the fans in
the final game of his NBA career.
Jordan pulled off his warm ups, received yet another lengthy
ovation, went back on the court, and was purposely fouled by
Eric Snow. Fittingly, Jordan made his final two shots - both free
throws. the greatest players in NBA history, Jordan then
exited for good with 1:44 remaining in the fourth quarter
-MJ gets a manicure for his fingernails every 10 days and a
pedicure for his toe nails every month.
...MJ once grew four inches over one summer in high school.
THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW
Doctors replace girl's ear after losing it in raccoon attack.
The NY Post claims Jay Z and Beyonce are planning a 20-date tour this summer (THE JAY-B TOUR?)
MILEY HOSPITALIZED WITH ALLERGIC REACTION
Miley Cyrus was forced to cancel her Tuesday night show in Kansas City after being hospitalized with a “severe allergic reaction to antibiotics.”
Magic Mike 2 will be released in July 2015
- Paul Walker's brothers, Caleb and Cody, are being used to complete scenes for Fast and Furious 7
Shakira - REAL NAME IS Isabel Mebarak Ripolli.
New Movies Opening Today
Heaven is for Real (Rated PG)
Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly are going to star in Border Guards, a new comedy about two border guards, who get stranded in Mexico before sneaking back into the U.S.
Google is acquiring drone maker Titan Aerospace. And the plot thickens.
Google has also taken out a patent on Google Contact Lenses: contacts with a built-in camera in the lens.
Let's Get Busy
Researchers say APRIL is the best
month for couples who are trying to conceive a baby girl. Their
study of more than 14,000 births finds that north of the equator,
THIS MONTH offers the best odds of conceiving girls and OCTOBER
is statistically better for the conception of boys
HOT OFF THE WEB: TOP AM TRENDERS ONLINE-
…A drunk dude trying to climb a fence: http://www.opposingviews.com/i/videos/society/best-video-youll-see-today-video
…Pharrell getting emotional: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=764_1397504554
…An amazing dancing grandmother: http://dailypicksandflicks.com/2014/04/13/salsa-dancing-grandma-stuns-britains-got-talent-video/
5% of men find hairy women sexy (PACKER FANS)
D-Day: Today will be one of the busiest days of the year for divorces. Famed Chicago divorce lawyer Beverly Pekala says divorce filings always rise on the day after Tax Day because of how much public information is available on tax forms. Some spouses file extensions in order to hide their finances
New Dating Site: Green Bay Packers fans now have their own dating site at GreenBayPackersLovers.com.
A new survey published by business2community.com reveals that 85% of people buy or create Easter baskets for their kids. Other findings:
- 76% of people believe chocolate Easter bunny ears should be eaten first followed by the feet and tail
- the average person will spend $20.66 on Easter candy
- 16 billion jellybeans are produced for Easter
- Over 90 million chocolate bunnies are produced each year
Top 10 Clothing Items Women Lose After They Have A Baby
1. Short skirts.
2. High heels.
3. Skinny jeans.
4. Crop tops.
5. Low-cut shirts.
6 . Tight dresses.
10. Animal prints.
Chippy: Londoner Hannah Little has finally eaten something other than potato chips for the first time in 15 years. She developed selective eating disorder at age 5 and only liked chips.
Hannah tells the Daily Express she underwent hypnosis to overcome her disorder. "Different foods terrified me, it made me physically sick and anxious and I never knew how I would react.
And the bride wore…no makeup? The latest wedding trend is to go bare-faced on your big day. Wedding industry experts say brides want to look and feel as much like themselves as possible when tying the knot. So it makes sense that many women who don’t typically wear a lot of makeup in their day-to-day lives don’t want to pile it on for their nuptials either. Some brides are inspired by celebrities, like Anne Hathaway and Keira Knightley, who wore minimal makeup looks to walk down the aisle (and proved you can still be a blushing bride without the blush).
Would you go bare-faced on your big day?
Would You Do It Again?
Highlights of a magazine survey of women about marriage ...
• 76% say that, if they had a chance to do it all over, they’d marry
the same man again.
• 16% say that, given a second chance, they’d pick a different
• 8% say that, with the knowledge gained by hindsight, they
wouldn’t get married ... period.
Today's Question: "56% of kids do this twice a month. What is it?''
Extra Clue: nothing to do with getting into trouble
Extra Clue: comfort food
Final Clue: carbs
Answer: eat Mac and Cheese
HIP QUIZ TERM:
? To be told to volunteer for something; to be
compulsorily or forcibly volunteered. Can also refer to a person
volunteered in this way.
What's the coolest piece of technology you own?
Cosmopolitan reveals the sweet, bond boosting phrases which are like music to your man's ear:
"How did I get so lucky?"
"I have so much fun with you"
"You're so good at..."
"You're right, I'm sorry"
Every Girl's Dream: Sewage Wedding!
Just what every girl has ever dreamed of -- a beautiful wedding -- at the sewage plant! Believe it or not, the Brightwater Wastewater Treatment Center, a sewage treatment plant near Seattle, is advertising its availability as a wedding venue. The center's Facebook page notes it has a full catering kitchen, audio-video equipment, dance floor and ample parking. The Center's director, Susan Tallarico, says receptions would take place just steps away from where raw sewage is processed. Fortunately guests won't smell any foul odors as all the processing is contained. It costs $2,000 to rent the center for eight hours. One couple has already booked the sewage plant for their nuptials
HEADLINE TRUTH OR TRASH
"Blood Moon Awakens Vampires!"
Trash! You're taking the end of Twilight way too hard.
"Scientists Discover Life on Venus!"
Trash! The planet is missing that one essential element that is necessary for life -- a Starbucks
"Small Plane Lands on Road, Then Fills Up at Gas Station!"
Truth! Police in China are trying to hunt down the pilot of a small plane who landed on a road and drove into a nearby gas station to fill up! The plane, which appeared to be home-made, taxied into the gas station alongside other cars waiting to fill up!
Boston Marathon Bombing Victim Says "Make Every Second Count" ... Adrianne Haslet-Davis, a dancer, who lost part of her leg in last year's bombing, spoke at the one-year anniversary memorial
911 Call; Florida Woman Attacked By Bear ... Terri Frana was closing her garage door when she found five bears eating from her garbage. One bear attacked her and dragged her towards the woods. Terri broke free and ran home. She's recovering with staples in her head and numerous stitches
Sound Bite - Terri Frana can be heard screaming during the 911 call (N
Sound Bite - Terri Frana's husband, Frank, says his wife is screaming and bleeding hard (