Friday, March 7th, 2014
BIEBER BLADDER-EMPTYING CLIP LEAKED
It seems that whether you’re in Peoria or Peking, the world has been waiting to get a peek at jailhouse video of Justin Bieber peeing in a cup following his DUI arrest in Miami in January. On Thursday, Miami police relieved fans of that urge by releasing footage of the singer urinating in a cup before handing his liquid gold to an officer standing guard. As for whether or not anyone gets a glimpse of Justin’s junk, there’s not a chance. The pop star’s privates are protected by a black square on the video.
FEMALE BUSTS INTO BIEBER’S RENTED HOME, FALLS ASLEEP IN BEDROOM
Folks in Atlanta got a taste of what life will be with Justin Bieber as a neighbor after a woman broke into the pop star’s rented home on Wednesday and fell asleep in one of the bedrooms. TMZ reports the landlord’s niece found “an Asian female” sleeping Goldilocks-like and called the cops, who woke up Qianying Zhao. She reportedly told the officers she was visiting Bieber for a birthday party, and when he failed to show she decided to take a nap. Zhao was charged with criminal trespassing.
BIEBER’S PARTY PALACE PURCHASED BY KHLOE KARDASHIAN
Residents of the gated community in Calabasas, CA called The Oaks can’t catch a break. Just when they think they’ll get some blissful normalcy in the neighborhood knowing former resident Justin Bieber is selling his infamous party house, they learn the equally famous Khloe Kardashian has purchased the place. Its doubtful Kardashian will be pelting neighbors with eggs, but there’s no telling how many parties she’ll be hosting now that she and her estranged husband Lamar Odom appear to be heading towards divorce.
MILEY GIVES KATY TONGUE LASHING OVER KISS COMMENTS
It appears Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry are in a war of words tied to their kiss at Cyrus’ Bangerz tour stop in L.A. last week, and Perry’s recent revelation that Miley tried to slip her some tongue. Perry recently told Australian radio, “God knows where that tongue has been. We don’t know! That tongue is so infamous!” On Thursday, Cyrus struck back, tweeting: “Girl if ur worried abt where tongues have been good thing ur ex boo is ur EX BOO cause we ALL know where THAT been,” referring of course to Perry’s former boyfriend John Mayer, who has a reputation with the ladies, to say the least.
PROMOTERS POOH-POOH REPORTS LADY GAGA TOUR TANKING
There have been reports that ticket sales for Lady Gaga’s upcoming ARTPOP Ball tour have been soft, but according to executives of the company producing the trek, the reports don’t add up with the numbers the tour is already taking in. The chairman of Live Nation’s Global Touring division toldBillboard the reports are “ridiculous,” adding that the 29 North American shows that are on sale now have already grossed $26 million in ticket sales, which averages out to close to $900,000 per show. The executive added, “I just don’t know how this s**t gets any traction without people doing their homework. Just a complete fool would say something like that.”
NBC GIVES STARS TONIGHT SHOW ULTIMATUM
NBC is reportedly playing hardball when it comes to The Tonight Show. According to TMZ, network execs have warned celebrities, agents and publicists that if their clients appear on another network’s show, daytime or nighttime, they will not be allowed to come on Jimmy Fallon’s program. Insiders claim the network is okay with stars going on Today or Dateline, because it’s NBC, but shows on CBS and ABC are off limits.
ISAIAH WASHINGTON RETURNING TO GREY’S ANATOMY
Now this is quite shocking… Isaiah Washington is coming back to Grey’s Anatomy. He’ll reprise his role of heart surgeon Dr. Burke in an episode in May. Burke, of course, is the former flame of Cristina Yang, played by Sandra Oh, who is leaving he show this season. “It’s important to me that Cristina’s journey unfolds exactly as it should,” said show creator Shonda Rhimes. “Burke is vital to that journey — he gives her story that full-circle moment we need to properly say goodbye to our beloved Cristina Yang.” Washington was let go from the show in 2007, following an on-set alteration with co-star T.R. Knight.
KOURTNEY & SCOTT PLANNING MEXICAN WEDDING?
Kim Kardashian may not be the only one in the family tying the knot this year. According to Life & Style, Kourtney Kardashian has finally agreed to marry baby daddy Scott Disick and they’re thinking about eloping to Mexico, with a low-key celebration at Joe Francis’ luxury five-star property. One person who isn’t so happy about Kourtney’s nuptials is Kim, who sources say is “furious Kourtney’s stealing her thunder by getting married before her.” But don’t run out and buy Kourtney a wedding gift just yet. A Kardashian insider tells Gossip Cop the story is absolutely not true.
- The white cowboy hat that Matthew McConaughey wore in Dallas Buyers Club is being auctioned off with a starting bid of $3,000. It's signed: "Just Keep Living, Matthew McConaughey.''
The Star and Daily Mirror claim Mila Kunis doesn't want to sign a prenup with Ashton Kutcher. A source tells the sites, “It won’t be a long engagement. “He’s really torn up about a prenup but Mila absolutely doesn’t want one because she thinks it’s bad luck.”
Paris Hilton is opening a luxury apartment complex in the Philippines. The complex has a man-made beach, a movie theatre, a gym, a spa and restaurants.
The NY Post claims Bob Costas got his Olympic pink eye from a botched Botox procedure. A source tells the paper, “Bob’s eye infection was due to botched Botox. This isn’t the first time he’s had it.” NBC says “This has zero truth to this. Zero.”