Wednesday, May 27, 2015
147th day of the year.
There are 218 days remaining until the end of the year
There are 25 days remaining until Father's Day
Today is National Cellophane Tape Day, National Grape Popsicle Day, National Senior Health & Fitness Day, Sunscreen Protection Day, National Buttercup Day and Clean Sneakers Appreciation Day
Wednesday's Birthday Cake:
Andre 3000 from Outkast (40)
THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW
#14 - WRIGHTSVILLE BEACH (BEST SMALL BEACH TOWNS) CONGRATS!
Floyd Mayweather recently gifted his girlfriend Bad Medina with a $500,000 Rolls Royce
RADAR Online claims Bruce Jenner has undergone full gender reassignment surgery. A source tells the site: “The procedure involved reshaping Bruce’s male genitalia into that of a woman.
Texas Flood Tragedy: The Texas floods swept an entire cabin away in Wimberly. Two families were inside the home when it began floating down a river. Julie Shields tells NBC that she was talking to her sister Laura when their cabin was swept away.
- The floods in Houston are causing some cemeteries to overflow. Caskets have been found on the street with dead bodies inside
A couple in Illinois have just welcomed their 100th grandchild.
50 percent of world's food is wasted. What a shame.
the average father gains 14 pounds during his partner's pregnancy
the average parent will upload 973 photos of their child before they turn 5
Merriam-Webster’s has added the following abbreviations and words to their dictionary: WTF, NSFW, jeggings, photobomb, meme, clickbait, emoji and twerk
a man glitter-bombed JLo at LAX yesterday.
ONLY IN VEGAS
Sin City: A Nevada man recently headed to the Vegas strip because he was having marital problems. The man hired two escorts and was stunned when his daughters arrived at his hotel room
Inmate Starts Eating the Jail! Seriously!
A promising basketball player who was arrested in Chicago after allegedly robbing a pizzeria has started "eating the jail!" Lamont Cathey, 17, was detained in Cook County Jail after he was arrested 16 months ago for an alleged robbery. Since no-one has paid his $5,000 bail, Cathey has remained in the jail, and has recently taken to "eating it!" He has swallowed various objects including screws, needles, thumbtacks, strips of leather and on one occasion parts of a medical device. The damage he has done to his insides is so severe that he has been to hospital two dozen times, costing the jail over a million dollars
Gao Bingguo recently set a new world record by covering himself in 240 pounds of bees. The 55 year-old beekeeper from China had several other keepers douse him with giant balls of bees. Gao attached dozens of queen bees to his body to attract the other bees. At one point, his body was covered in 1.1 million bees.
Click Link for Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76VndQUjsQo
WON'T BELIEVE WHAT A DOG USED TO HELP ESCAPE SOMEONES YARD!
dog recently used a trampoline to escape from his yard. Thomas, THE OWNER SAYS that 'Paddy' learned how to use the trampoline from his kids.
Fill In The Phrase: "My dog is so smart he or she _________________________ .''
An Israeli pizzeria was shut down after its owner sprinkled synthetic marijuana on a police officer's pizza. The officer experienced hallucinations, vomiting and dizziness after eating the pizza.
The pizzeria owner tells the Times of Israel: “I knew the order was placed by police officers, but the officer who called in the order seemed cool — plus he told me to add whatever toppings I wanted. “So instead of oregano, I sprinkled some Mr. Nice Guy.
"Mr. Nice Guy" was banned in Israel in 2011.
Survey: Ask past and present restaurant employees to fill in the following phrase: "My boss and customers would freak if they knew the kitchen staff _______________."
TEXT- this guy says his old boss would have freaked if he knew the kitchen staff sold marijuana out of the back of the restaurant. One of the weed dealers later became a manager
-this woman says her boss would have freaked if he knew the kitchen staff picked food up off the floor and used it. It didn't happen all the time, but she knows it happened
FACT OR BULLCRAP
Inventor Developing Self-Riding Bicycle!
Trash! But what a great tool so you could tell your doctor, "Yep, I get the bicycle out five times a week."
Now You Can Send a Fart in a Jar!
Truth! The novelty item, called a "Jart" is only $10 bucks and designed for those looking for some humorous revenge. The website is SendAJart.com!
Poop Falls From Sky on Sweet 16 Birthday Party!
Truth! Jacinda Cambray was celebrating with about 40 guests in her family's backyard in Philadelphia when human poop started falling from the sky! Fortunately, though party guests were swimming and playing horseshoes, most of the poop landed on a canopy that had been put up just hours earlier to protect visitors in case it rained. One theory is a passing plane illegally ejected its restroom waste.
SIGNS YOU NEED MORE SLEEP
If eight hours of sleep a night is nothing more than a dream, you may be suffering from a sleep deficit.
Five signs you need more sleep, according to Prevention magazine:
1. Simple decisions stump you.
2. You're still hungry after eating all day.
3. You keep coming down with colds.
4. Weird things make you cry.
5. You've become a klutz.
"Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?" returned to Fox last night. Time for a round of the game
What is 20% of 240?
What major event happened in 1620?
A. the pilgrims settled in the new world
B. Abraham Lincoln was assassinated
C. The Declaration of Independence was signed
The adult human body has _____________ bones.
TODAY'S IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
44% of women say this is the most important thing to take on a vacation. What is it? Comfortable pajamas.
Today's Question: "32% of people haven't done this in five years. What is it?"
Extra Clue: in public
Extra Clue: seasonal
Final Clue: might make you self-conscious
Answer: worn a swimsuit in public
High School Teacher Promises To Cancel Final Exam If Taylor Swift Calls Him ... Colter Pierce is a teacher at Skyview High School in Billings, Montana. He has made a wager with one of his students, named Ike Stoner. The pact started out as a joke when Stoner posted a photo of a phony contract on Facebook and Twitter. The post got so many shares and likes that Pierce decided to honor the agreement. If Taylor calls Pierce there will be no final exam for the class
Man Does Perfect Animal Impressions ... in a video that's gone viral, a man demonstrates his amazing ability to sound exactly like a dozen animals
Click Link for Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qa9YDgtcaM&hd=1&t=9s