Tuesday, March 11, 2014
70th day of the year.
There are 295 days remaining until the end of the year
There are 6 days remaining until St Patty's Day
Today is Organize Your Home Office Day, World Plumbing Day and Oatmeal Nut Waffles Day
-- On this date in 105 A.D., Paper was invented
Tuesday's Birthday Cake:
Johnny Knoxville (43)
THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW
The owner of the Detroit Lions, William Clay Ford, has died. He was 88.
The couple that works out together, stays together…and stays in shape! “Exerdating,” a growing trend among NYC singles, combines fitness and romance.
10% of diners never leave a tip
911 Call; Ferocious Cat Attacks Family ... a Portland, Oregon family locked themselves in a bedroom and called 911 after their 22-pound cat attacked them and their 7-month-old son. Police caught the cat. The family's dog was also hiding in the bedroom
Steve Irwin's Cameraman Remembers Deadly Incident ... Justin Lyons is finally opening up. He and Irwin were underwater filming a stingray when the creature began stabbing wildly with its tail. Irwin was engulfed in his own blood. Lyons recalls Irwin's last words: I'm dying
The Bachelor: Finale ... Juan Pablo Does Not Propose B.T.W.'S He's the worst bachelor ever.''
The Seattle International Airport uses local celebrities to make the announcements about parking and such. The other day I'm at the airport and who's doing the talking over the PA system? Macklemore!
Sbarro has filed for bankruptcy because it has $140 million in debt
the average woman will spend $18,000 on cosmetics over the course of her life
The Hollywood Reporter claims Jason Sudeikis is going to star in 'Fletch Won'. Chevy Chase originally played Fletch
Only 693,000 people watched Lindsay Lohan's new docu-series on OWN. sucks to suck!!!!! WE HAD MORE PEOPLE ON OUR FACEBOOK THIS WEEKEND THAT WATCHED HER SHOW.....HAHHAHAHAHAAHAH
Malaysia Airlines Tragedy: Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 went missing off the coast of Vietnam on Saturday.
** UPDATE **
Close to three dozen aircraft and 40 ships from 10 countries are involved in the search
Officials are reviewing the fingerprints of every passenger. They are trying to see if any terrorists or criminals were on-board.
The Guacamole Crisis
An avocado shortage is wreaking havoc on restaurant menus in
North America, sparking price hikes and shortages. The problem is
the long-term drought in California has cut avocado production by
40%. Prices are up to $26-a-case and headed to nearly twice that
Ice Cream Cleanse: Kippy’s Ice Cream Shop in L.A. is offering an ice cream cleanse for $240. Five pints of raw coconut-based ice cream in flavors like Orange Crème, Dark Chocolate with Himalayan Fire Salt and Superfood Ice Cream are downed over four days in addition to avocado with mango and lemon juice, salads and green juice.
Ssssssscary: Londoner Caroline Griffin was recently sleeping when a four-foot poisonous snake bit her breasts. The beast escaped from her neighbor's home and crawled into her bed without her knowing.
Caroline tells the Daily Record: ''I was about to get up to get the kids ready to go to school when I threw the duvet back and saw it sitting on my chest. I thought the kids were playing some sort of trick on me at first. Then I saw it move and I got the fright of my life. As soon as I started to scream, it bit me on the breast. It was quite sore... I thought I was going to die.''
She was treated and released from a hospital.
Survey: Ask your audience to call with their snake horror stories
You May Now Return To The Uptight Position: A Delta flight had to make an emergency landing on Grand Cayman island after a drunk bride and groom got into a heated argument. Cops removed the husband from the plane and charged him with drunk and disorderly conduct. The bride stayed on the plane and continued on to Costa Rica for her honeymoon. The couple refused to say what they were arguing about.
NAME THAT BET!
Drinking and gambling is never a good thing, and one New Zealand man knows that all too well. After losing a poker bet to friends, the 22-year-old was forced to change his name to Full Metal Havok More Sexy N Intelligent Than Spock And All The Superheroes Combined With Frostnova. New Zealand is known for rejecting strange names, and Frostnova, who registered the long moniker in 2010, didn’t realize his was accepted until he had to get a new passport this year. Bet he’s sworn off gambling now.
Talk about a bad trip. A Florida family was sickened after eating LSD-tainted steaks from Walmart! Twenty-four-year-old Ronnie Morales began feeling ill after eating dinner last Monday night. His nine-months-pregnant girlfriend, 31-year-old Jessica Rosado, took him to the hospital, at which point she started feeling sick too. She was rushed to the nearby women’s hospital, where labor was induced. Around that time, Rosado’s two young daughters began to feel sick and suffer hallucinations. Both girls were hospitalized until last Wednesday. Rosado and her fortunately healthy newborn baby boy were released Thursday. After testing the food items the family ate before getting sick, investigators determined the steaks had somehow been contaminated with LSD, a.k.a. acid. Luckily, all four family members are fine- and probably considering becoming vegetarians.
• To lower fat and cholesterol, replace most of the oil in your
baking recipes with plain, unsweetened applesauce.
• Pam cooking spray will dry fingernail polish quickly.
• Reuse fabric softener sheets to clean the rings in your bathtub.
They are also good to clean around faucets and sinks.
• Candles burn slower and last longer on your dinner table if you
put them in the freezer the day before you use them.
• Remove lipstick from clothes by rubbing in a dab of vegetable
shortening, then rinse the stained area with club soda.
• Wash fruits and vegetables with a mixture of 3 tablespoons
white vinegar to a quart of water. This will remove any trace of
TIME MACHINE Chart Toppers for March 11
1964-I Want to Hold Your Hand - The Beatles-
1982- I Love Rock ’N Roll- Joan Jett & The Blackhearts-
2000- Bye Bye Bye - ’N Sync-
2009- Circus- Britney Spears-
Today's Question: "89% of men do not know how to properly do this. What is it?''
Extra Clue: appearance
Extra Clue: clothing
Final Clue: need both hands
Answer: tie a bow tie
Worship of Tools Day
There are few things that the male population worships more than
his tools. To some, a tool is a natural extension of their arm. So,
Worship of Tools Day is a logical day of celebration. And, it's
definitely a guy thing. Please note however, there are more than a
few ladies who love to work with their hands, and find today to be
an important holiday.
Celebrate today by working with tools, and buying a tool or two.
Receiving a tool as a gift today, makes this truly a special day.
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