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Wednesday, April 1, 2015
91st day of the year.
There are 4 days remaining until Easter

Today is April Fool's Day, National Fun at Work Day, National Fun Day, The Birthday of Sliced Bread (1930), National Sourdough Bread Day and Reading is Funny Day


-- On this date in 1778, Oliver Pollack created the dollar sign ($)
=-- On this date in 1929, the Yo-Yo was introduced.

Wednesday's Birthday Cake:
 Jon Gosselin (38) (DID YOU KNOW: Gosselin met Kate at a company picnic on October 5th, 1997. They married on June 12th, 1999)
Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis (42) (DID YOU KNOW: Joe graduated from the University of Southern California with a degree in Business Administration. He also completed USC's Entrepreneur Program. GGW makes $100 million a year


 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW


Nutritionists are urging people to stay away from chocolate bunnies this Easter because each one packs an average of 370 calories and takes three hours to jog off


- Deadline.com claims ''Furious 7'' could earn $275 million worldwide this weekend



Mark Wahlberg is producing a new movie about the Boston Marathon bombing called ''Patriot’s Day''.



4.4 million people watched Justin Bieber's comedy roast



New stats from Metric Maps shows that in 16 states, there are more people in prison than in college dorms.



Amazon is said to be testing delivery drones at a secret Canadian site, that's apparently not that secret.



Researchers at the Max Planck Institute for Demographic Research in Germany say our ancestors had the same odds of dying at age 30 as men today face at age 72. The most advances in longevity have actually been made in the past 100 years. However, living longer does have at least one downside: Money.  SAVING FOR 30 + YEARS OF RETIREMEMENT!!!



The top car colors worldwide for the 2014 model year:

1. White: 28 percent
2. Black: 18 percent
3. Silver and gray: 13 percent (tie)
5. Natural (gold, beige, yellow, orange, brown): 10 percent
6. Red: 9 percent




Amazon Home Services launched on Monday. Now, if you need a plumber, electrician, oil changes to voice lessons, or even a goat herder, you can now find them through Amazon.



Extreme Makeover: RADAR Online claims Bruce Jenner recently had breast implant surgery. A source tells the site: “Bruce had silicone breast implants put in a few weeks ago. He went with a smaller implant because he didn’t want to look ridiculous. Recovery hasn’t been that difficult, but Bruce has had to sleep in a recliner to help with the healing.



TEASE:  APRIL FOOLS GONE WRONG FOR RADIO STATION
Radio Station "Power 106": A Los Angeles radio station "announced" a change from pop to disco music at 7:00 AM, April 1, (1993). After 12 hours they admitted it was a joke, and switched back to their standard playlist. Within minutes complaints rolled in of "where's the disco?," and the station actually changed formats the next day (and kept disco for a year or two).



YOU GO DAD!!!!
 My Grades Matter: Kurin Keys punished his 14-year-old son for a poor report card by writing “My Grades Matter” on his new Air Jordan 11's.

The Fayetteville, North Carolina dad tells Fox: “His report card wasn't reflective of what we're doing in our household. It just wasn't reflective of the fact that we have running water, lights, internet, and a bunch of other things that I didn't have as a kid. I don't care about what I spent on the shoes; I need this message to come across every day he looks down at his feet.




Go Sparty: Derek Stevens will win $1 million if Michigan State wins the NCAA Championship. In December, he took odds of 50-1 and wagered $20,000 on the Spartans to win.



TEASE:  IS YOUR BRAIN ACTIVE:  SIMPLE TEST TOO SEE:
If you frequently recall your dreams, then it could mean your brain is more active than those who rarely remember them.



Dear (Morning Show):

I am 38 and a mother of two. My oldest is away at college. Last weekend, I ran into one of his high school buddies at (local bar). We both got buzzed and kissed in the parking lot. On Sunday, he friended me on Facebook and suggested we see each other again. I don't know if he has told my son. Should I tell my son or view this as a Spring Break fling? Is it wrong what I am doing?

TEXT
-  this woman says the fling is a no - no because now it is going to be awkward for the son to be friends with his friend
-  this woman says the son should be told .. she also says the mother needs to blame the fling on alcohol



 Prom Night
A new survey by Visa reveals that the average “promposal”, or prom proposal, now costs $324. Other findings:
- the average prom costs $919. That includes clothes, limo rental, tickets, flowers, pictures, dinner, after-party events, etc.,etc




Robert Abercrombie's eight-year-old son had a loose tooth so he tied it to the back of his Camaro, revved the engine, and took off. The tooth came right out. Abercrombie is a Florida pro wrestler named Rob Venomous. His son is fine.

Survey: Ask your audience to call if they lost a tooth in a painfully funny way.



TEASE:  THAT'S A DIINGHY YOU BLOWING...THE STORY NEXT!
Ding-bat: The Brittany, France police recently jailed a 22 year-old man after he gave mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a boat dinghy. The drunk man called emergency services and said a person was drowning. When officers arrived, they found the man performing CPR on the inflatable boat. He was convinced the dinghy was an actual person



WEIRD NEWS

TEASE:  My Grandma is the Centerfold!
We're going to look past the initial cringe factor and decide to be proud of these brave women! Pleasant Pointe Assisted Living, an assisted living retirement facility in Akron, Ohio, is putting out a calendar to raise money for charity featuring female residents in their 80s and 90s, striking sexy poses and wearing very little at all!
Money from the $12 calendars goes toward a fund providing shoes for children in area schools. (Akron Beacon Journal)




PROTECTION @ NIGHT!!!!
LifePaint is invisible when you spray it onto, say, your bike. But when a car comes roaring by at night, your bike is suddenly one giant reflector making you easier to see. Not just for bikes -- LifePaint can also be sprayed on your clothes or even your dog's collar. LifePaint is washable, which may mean you don't want to ride in the dark in a rainstorm. Without washing, it lasts about 10 days. (Newser)



THE HISTORY OF THE CORKSCREW!!!!
Corkscrews Were Military Tools for Removing Bullets
The Original Use: Actually, that's not a corkscrew. It's a gun worm, one of the few products that sound like a video game enemy. There was a time when guns were, to put it bluntly, worth slightly less than their weight in manure. Bullets got stuck in muskets all the time, which was a problem because if your bullet got stuck it meant you were unable to fire until it was free, and someone was probably shooting back at you. The gun worm was developed to remove those stuck bullets and other blockages, and were therefore essential in stopping you from getting killed.


NEVER DATE A MAN WHO...

These tips come from female listeners. Ask your listeners to contribute to the list.

    Is a salesman
    Is his mother's only son
    Will only give you his cell phone number
    Can look at your name-brand clothes, and name what brands they are
    Doesn't take his shoes off when he comes over
    Thinks he has a better ass than you do
    Has a criminal past
    Gets drunk on your first few dates
    Doesn't open doors for you
    Considers sweat pants a part of his every day wardrobe
    Won't let you go out with him on weekends or meet his friends
    Has to ask his mother for her opinion before he makes a decision
    Mentions his 'ex' within the first five dates
    Calls you 'dude'
    Still hangs out with the same people he hung out with in high school
    Gets mushy and weepy when he's drunk
    Swears in front of children
    Alphabetizes his spices
    Reuses his Ziploc bags
    Uses cologne to hide BO
    Has expired milk in the fridge
    Can't cook anything besides toaster strudel
    Spends more time in the mirror than you do
    With his first name in his last name (i.e., John Johnson)
    Is over 30 and still lives with his parents
    Asks you to chip in for gas
    Is 'roommates' with his ex
    Doesn't have a driver's license or own a car
    Gets a lot of calls from girls that are 'just friends'
    Has kids, but no job
    Lives with his baby's momma
    Forgets his wallet on the first date
    Takes you to Chuck E. Cheese on the first date
    Wears old, dirty sneakers (shoes tell a lot about a person)
    Had a few beers before the first date even started
    Just got divorced
    Plays more video games than your 10 year-old brother
    Can't even keep his car clean (inside and out)
    Can never spend the holidays with you because he works
    Never stays the night because he has to give his mom a ride to work in the morning
    Refuses to bring home some of your leftover cooking
    Who shuts off his cell phone at certain times of the night
    Wants you to marry him within the first six months (he's hiding something)


FACT OR BULLCRAP

"New Hyundai Actually Runs on Beans!"
Trash! Exhaust issues (pull my wiper)

"Tortoise Gets New Shell From 3D Printer!"
Truth! Cleopatra the tortoise's shell, was damaged through poor nutrition, leaving her exposed to infections at Canyon Critter Reptile Rescue, in Colorado. But thanks to the genius of Colorado Technical University student Roger Henry, Cleopatra is getting a new shell created by a 3D printer! Once the 3D shell is strapped down with Velcro, she is free to play with her buddies without the fear of injury or infection.

"Over Half of Dead Rappers Are Murdered!"
Truth! Psychology and music professor Dianna Theadora Kenny analyzed the deaths of 13,000 musicians and found while six percent of the musicians in her sample were murdered, homicide accounted for "51% of deaths in rap musicians and 51.5% of deaths for hip hop musicians!



TODAY'S IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION

What is the highest recorded number of children born to one mother? 69! (She was the first wife of Feodor Vassilyev (1707-1782) of Shuya, Russia. Between 1725 and 1765, in total of 27 confinements, she gave birth to 16 pairs of twins, 7 sets of triplets, and 4 sets of quadruplets. 67 of them survived infancy.)




 Today's Question: "48% of people say their parents objected to this. What is it?"

Extra Clue: might be done without the parents knowing

Extra Clue: not a boyfriend or girlfriend

Final Clue: appearance

Answer: their first tattoo

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